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Herman Cain serenades the media at his sex scandal press conference

This man really is fucking crazy.

There’s nothing wrong with professing whatever faith you have, but there is something wrong when you do it to vindicate yourself from a sex scandal, and when you sing at a press conference as a potential presidential candidate and walk off as if it was exactly what the media came to see (well, for some of them, it was that and more).

All that being said, it was an intelligent move, because it’s better to be remembered for being a moron than a sexual predator. And I have to admit, the man’s got a damn good voice.

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Crazy asshole Herman Cain strikes again with a confusing TV ad

Yea, I don’t really get it. Maybe I’m not supposed to get it. I also don’t understand the cigarette. I mean I know the Republicans (and democrats) make billions off of tobacco, but no one, until now (I think), has actually gone right out and promoted them. Check it out.

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The crazy asshole who is now the republican front-runner

If most American Republicans were as colour blind as they are socially ignorant, it’s entirely possible that Herman Cain could be the second black president of the United States.

Cain started out as a sort of caricature¬†candidate (in one way or another, like Rob Ford). There were repeated jokes about his CEO position at Godfather’s Pizza being a primary qualification for his candidacy, and journalists ate up his misguided conservative rhetoric.

I in no way mean to imply that he’s an unintelligent person, though. While his political history is meager, his education and professional history are impressive. He was also the deputy chairman, and then chairman, of the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas.

My criticism is directed at his mild insanity, and clear lack of social empathy. ¬†Examples of this can be found predominantly in his interviews, and here’s one that speaks for itself.

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